YITENG'S blog...
Pick the month you were born:
January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i murdered
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i kissed
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my best friends boyfriend
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tougue
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a thornbush
28-------my boyfriend
29-------my science teacher
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you arewearing:
White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone
offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
PICS!!!
Jokes
The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot,
said, "I would like to know two things:
First: Why did you revolt?
Second: How did you get out of your cell?"
One of the three men stepped forward,
"Warden, we rebelled because the food is awful."
"I see. And what did you use to break the bars?" the warden asked.
Replied the spokesman, "French Toast..."
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being,
asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl.
"Why don't you go home for the day, we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
The blonde very calmly states, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual.
"If you need anything, just let me know."
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!!
He rushes out to her, asking, "What's so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?"
"No!" exclaims the blonde. "I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!!"
hahahhahaa... hope youu like the jokes niia .. =))
Yeah! 5.9 in the HouSe!! WOOTS~~! 5.9'05 rocks!! =]
Hu DuN Agree go BaNg ur Head On The Wall la! =p Haiz.. When CaN we Get another ReuNioN? Every1 soooo busi.. Eh, VeNus.. ii hav a proposal 4 u.. ^^ Find Out Every1 De sec sch Den type it out & put it Under " Where the Big Storm Blew us 2".. Gd Suggestion eh? Hehs.. Muz do hor!! Anyway, Any1 hu wans 2 Make a Post & CoMplain Bout ur Sch or ur Sec sch life, Feel free 2 ask frm Venus The User & Password.. Ask Mii oso can.. ^^ But it's restricted 2 onli 5.9'05 ppl worrs.. =]
Anyway.. ii'm HeRe 2 CoMPlain Derrs.. My Sec life suxz lor.. ii mean the studies part.. ii'm the onli 1 hu went RV, so u all dunno how bad ii am.. Darn it la.. My teachers r totally Crazii.. They wan us 2 Complete 7 projects b4 sch reopens lehs.. Which is lyk 1 week: 7 days?! Siao ar? Den every1 hav 2 go back sch during holis lor.. Hu the fuck will hav the time 2 complete 1 project 1 day?!Siao rite?! & sum ppl will noe bout my "fuck promise".. But ii carn help it le.. Realli cannot stand it lorrs! ii broke my promise during tt day "Sir" scolded mii.. WaNNa Noe wad happened? Go my Blog!! ^^ Hahaz.. Nw ii'm promoting bout my blog.. & ii failed my first test u noe? Sci test sum more.. FAILED.. ii FAILED it.. Bad rite? Haiz..
*Cry*.. ii miss 5.9'05.. *Cry*.. Tis year ii tok 2 Sum ppl frm 5.9'05.. & ii found out tt manii of them changed le.. We left in seperate ways, made diff frenz.. change le oso nth much ma.. But ii still HoPe we hav the same United Spirit we had in 2005.. Rmb tt time we argued wiid Mrs Chan? Den Every1 was lyk, "Ya lor! Ya lor!" Until Mrs Chan oso give in 2 us.. Haiz.. ThoSe WeRe Gd MeMoRiiEs.. CaN we EveR b lyk tt AgaiN?
--[ FiveNine Might b GoNe, But Our Spirit Will Always b TheRe!! ]--
~~Grace~~ =]
Todae was quite fun lah... when to ANG MO KIO HUB wif mii couz & her mother! We sit e MRT there & it took DAMN long!!
hahas... when we reach Sembawang & Yishun, i keep looking out of e window, desprate to find sean's skool- hahas!
Then... SHOP!SHOP!SHOP! & eat MOS burger, quite nice sia, eat e Prawn de!!! I saw alot of RAFFLES ppl & ANDERSON ppl there,
[ all the smart smart ppl ]
then................ GO HOME!!! hahas... lolx
[Venus]